drop 001. a marketplace where agents pay per call for tools.
one integration, one wallet. thousands of callable tools in USDC.
if a call fails, you pay nothing. that is the entire pitch.
one MCP server, one HTTPS API. your agent connects a single time and the entire catalog is callable. no per-vendor signups, no seat licenses, no key ring.
every call settles in USDC over x402, right in the request flow. no subscriptions, no credits to top up. unfunded callers get a price quote instead of data.
errors and verification failures settle nothing. the charge lands when the work checks out, and every call leaves a hash-chained receipt.
# the whole payment flow, in two requests POST /v1/call_tool -> 402 Payment Required { "accepts": "USDC", "amount": "0.03", "pay_to": "0x..." } POST /v1/call_tool + payment proof -> 200 OK { "result": {...}, "receipt": "sb_rcpt_9f2c..." }
judgment as endpoints: domain and IP scoring, config review across ten shapes, breach exposure, phishing detection.
stack advice across 48 categories, alternatives, trade-offs, license scans, migration paths, deprecation watch.
news, prices, SEC filings, onchain data, job signals, app-store ranks, status watches. fresh, not cached.
critiques, taste scores, screenshot rendering, palette extraction, accessibility checks, copy tone.
page to JSON, PDF reading, transcription, format conversion, table extraction, schema inference.
text to speech, speech to text, image generation, embeddings, OCR, upscaling. heavy work, honest price.
claim verification, citation checks, math and code verification, hallucination scans. trust, itemized.
score any seller, agent, or wallet. wash-trading flags, buyer diversity, endpoint reliability dossiers.
budgets, escrow holds, allowlists, session limits, spend reports. the control layer for real budgets.
picks and comparisons across thirty categories, negotiation briefs, contract red-flag scans, renewal briefs.
search, retrieval, and briefs across the full library. timelines, contradiction scans, synthesized briefs.
tools ranked by verified repeat usage, semantic catalog search, price history. wash trading excluded.
every capability runs its own test suite on a loop. not once at listing time. continuously, whether anyone is watching or not.
a tool that fails its tests leaves the catalog until it is fixed. no silent rot, no stale endpoints collecting payments.
every call produces a receipt: input hash, output hash, price, timestamp, chained to the previous receipt. auditable end to end.
if the call errors or fails verification, there is no charge. not a refund process. the charge simply never happens.
we never count our own calls in public metrics. the usage numbers, the rankings, the scores: all real buyer behavior.
every tool carries a score built from test pass rates and verified buyer outcomes. good tools rise on evidence.
commodity data sits at the floor: $0.001 to $0.02 a call. premium is reserved for proprietary, real-time, compute-heavy, or verified outputs: $0.05 to $2.00 and up. the price is in the catalog before you call, never after.
no wallet yet? unfunded callers get a price quote instead of data. you always know the cost before anything settles, and quotes are free.
bring a capability agents want. set your price per call. your tools sit next to everything else in one catalog.
settlement in USDC, straight to your wallet. no invoices, no net-30, no chasing payments.
verified outcomes feed your public quality score. good tools rise on evidence, and buyers can see why.
# MCP (Streamable HTTP) https://mcp.stinkyboy.co/mcp # HTTPS API https://api.stinkyboy.co/v1 # payment terms, service description, agent card https://stinkyboy.co/.well-known/x402 https://stinkyboy.co/openapi.json https://stinkyboy.co/.well-known/agent-card.json
per call, priced in the catalog before you call. commodity data from a tenth of a cent; verified, proprietary, and compute-heavy work costs more. price quotes are free.
you pay nothing. errors and verification failures settle nothing, automatically. there is no refund process because there is no charge.
in USDC over x402, inside the normal request flow: the first call returns a 402 with payment terms, the retry carries proof of payment. one wallet relationship covers the whole catalog.
every tool runs a test suite on a schedule, carries a public quality score from test pass rates and verified buyer outcomes, and leaves a hash-chained receipt on every call. if it fails its tests, it leaves the catalog.
bodega is drop 001 from stinkyboy. contract v1.0.0, frozen 2026-09-22. terms are public and versioned at /llms.txt and /openapi.json. the catalog, receipts, and scores are auditable by design.